Ched Gorge - He's really not nice

Ched isn't nice

In fact he is evil

Not a good bug

Like an Ant or a Weevil

To say something nice about Ched

Would be hard

You don't want him near your house or back yard

He owns 'Cheeses R Us'

A delicatessen

You know he's the boss

You know he's not messin'

Lie back while I tell you

His terrible tale

With the help of his sidekicks

Wensley and Dale

It started one day when he was on vacation

A far away place in a different nation

A Country filled with fantastical tales

Of magical creatures like polka dot snails

He was on the lookout for different cheeses

Using underhand methods and sinister wheezes

Something unique that would make tastebuds twirl

A cheese that was totally out of this World

Then Wensley and Dale said "Ched, we've been told

A story so wonderous and so very old

The Legend of Luna the Moon Moth Princess

Who mines golden cheeses but not to excess

This mine on the moon is a well guarded venue

Patrolling are bugz, we could be on the menu

But Ched raised his arms and said "Now we must fly

To plunder this mine

And the Princess shall die!"

And so my dear readers

The scene is now set

Will Ched steal the cheese?

It's not easy to get...

Tomorrow night's story is happy not sad

And full of nice things that are lovely not bad...